Each week, The CSPH highlights information from some of our favorite sites that is relevant in the exciting world of sexuality. This week we are focusing on the five kinds of Suicide Girl names.
1. BillieJean is Not My Lover
It seems like the main rule of SuicideGirls naming is that each Girl is only allowed one. If it’s good enough for Cher and Madonna, it must be good enough for altporn. But what is a Girl to do if she can’t choose just one? Smoosh two names together, of course! No hyphens, no spaces, just hot name-on-name action.
Examples: BrookeLynn, DebraJean, LuluMae
2. Worship Me…For a Just $4 a Month!
It seems like most of Zeus’s daughters have lent their names to a Suicide Girl, although surprisingly no one has claimed Aphrodite yet. Botticelli’s The Birth of Venice must be missing a chest piece.
Examples: Persephone, Clio, Athena
3. Can you sound it out?
You probably never want to meet your favorite suicide girl in person if you can’t pronounce her name, and some of them you just can’t. Unless you speak some alien language. Your secret is safe with SuicideGirls.
Example: Zui, Twwly
4. I See London, I See France
Are you looking for a destination for your next vacation or a naked girl with a pierced septum? On SuicideGirls, you can have one of those things. But at least she will be named after a city.
Examples: Venice, Chicago, Paris
5. Are you just looking at things and saying that you love them?
When it seems like all of the cities and deities have been taken, some girls must just look at whatever is in front of them and think, “Hey, that would make a great name!”
Examples: Bracket, Cedar, Thistle
